Jack Sparrow: What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

-PC:DMC

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

-Ernest Hemmingway

Kirk: Take us out.
Chekov: Very good, sir.
Scotty: Brought a tear to my eye.
Kirk: Oh, be quiet.

-Generations

You are the vampire Shauku Endbrin
You have drunk 1234 pints of blood.

Powers: Second-sight Suction Perception Stamina(1) Thievery(2)
Money: 99 coins
Possessions:

• Scroll of Turning (1)
• Scroll of Displacement (2)
• Garlic Spray (1)

Location: Chagrin and 36th
You are sire to one other vampire, including: Dr Acula (3 pints)
You are a master vampire, with no sire.

 

Spike: Sometimes I like to crumble the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.
Giles: Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.
Spike: Sissy.

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer